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~SCENE TRES~ w/ quote overload!

~super quote overload from Charlie the unicorn 1,2,&3; potter puppet pals the mysterious ticking noise, and the cloak~

NARR 3:  NOW, WE MOVE ON FR---

CHARLIE'S PINK FRINENIMY:  OH MI GOD IT'S A WHALE!!! WHHALLE!!!

NARR 3:  YEAH, BUTEVER.  AS I WUZ SAYIN---

CHARLIE'S BLUE FRINENIMY:  oh mi god it's a narwhale!!!

CHARLIE'S PINK FRINENIMY (CPF):  NNNARRWHHHAL!!!

CHARLIE'S BLUE FRINENINY (CBF): narwhal of death!!!

CPF:  IT'S GONNA KILL US!!!

NARR 4:   i don't kare about each and every sea critter u see!

CPF:  BUT NARR 4, THEY CARE ABOUT YOU!

CREEPY SEA SOMETHING OR OTHER:  ♪♫WHHEN YOU'RE FEELING ALL ALONE,
THE WORLD'S A DRONE,
AND NOBODY'S SHOWN
ANY LOVE TO YOU!!♪♫

MR. POTATO HEAD:  NO!!!  NO MORE SONG!!!!

PERSY PICKLE:  SERIOUSLY, WHAT IZ THAT MISTERIOUS TICKING NOISE?

SNAPE:  Snape.  Snape.  Severus Snape.

DUMBLEDORE:  BUMBLEBEE!!

PURPLE PEOPLE EATER:  IT'S DUMBLEDOR, NOT BUMBLEBEE.

DUMBLEDORE:  WELL, THEN.  IN THAT CASE, DUMBLEDORE!

SNAPE:  Snape.  Snape.  Severus Snape.

CHARLIE THE UNICORN (CTU):  NO!!!  PLEASE STOP SINGING TO ME!!! *HEAD EXPLODES*

*camera jiggles as persey slaps cameraman with a dead fish*

CAMERAMAN:  But I didn't say anything!!!

*camera jiggles as persy slaps cameraman with s dead fish*

ME:  IS IT JUST ME, OR IS THAT GETTING REALLY OLD??  AND THIS SCENE IS GETTING INCREASINGLY STUPID AND BORING.

* camera doesn't jiggle as the leopluradon slaps me with a rotting horse shoe crab*

EVERYONE:  ...

LEOPLURADON:  Z!!!!

BLUE PANDA BARFER:  This text is translated for your ease.  For any qwvestions or comments, suck it up.
THE MAN WITH THE HAT SENT US!
HE TOLD US MANY STORIES!
TONIGHT, WE DINE ON TURTLES!
SO GOOD THEY WILL BE!
I AM HAPPY!

LA COMPUTADORA (COMPUTER):  WHOLY FREEDOM FRIES{} QUICKLY ROBERT {} RUN{}


ME:  THAT WUZ CONFUSING, SO LET ME TRANSLATE:
WHOLY FREEDOM FRIES!  QUICKLY ROBERT, RUN!

~scene dos~

NARR 2:  pleez.  a moment of silence for poor narr 1.



PURPLE PEOPLE EATER: *burp*  BOOORRING.

PERSY PICKLE:  PSH.  I AM HERES TO REPLACE NARR 1.

CAMERAMAN:  But---

PERSY PICKLE:  SHUT UP!

*camera jigles as persy slaps cameraman with a dead fish*

MR. POTATO HEAD:  ISNT THAT A LITTLE HARSH?

PERSEY PICKLE:  NAW.

CHARLIE THE UNICORN/ CHARLIE THE UNICORN 2 IN UNISON:  AlbeQuERQue iZ kEWl

*akward silence*

PURPLE PEOPLE EATER:  *burp*  TILDE!

CAMERAMAN:  Where's Narrator 2?

PERSY PICKLE:  NOONE ASKED U!!!

CAMERAMAN:  I'm sorry!  I'm sorry!  I'll never do it again!!!

*camera jigles as persy slaps cameraman with a dead fish*

CHARLIE THE UNICORN 2:  it wuz a dark and stormy night.  the power went out and the wind moaned.  i screamed so loud that my eyeballs popped out of their socket.

ME:  WAIT, WHAT???

CAMERAMAN:  GOOD BYE!!!!  END OF SCENE 2!!!

*camera jiggles as persy...*

ME:  *sigh*

~scene uno~ of the pwnful play

NARR 1:  WELL, THEN.  I WUZ GONNA EAT THIS CHALUPA, BUT

CHARLIE THE UNICORN:  BUT WHAT?

NARR 2:  are u even in this play???

CHARLIE THE UNICORN:  UMM... HAI?

PURPLE PEOPLE EATER:  TAKE ME TO CANDY MOUNTAIN, CHARLIE!

CHARLIE THE UNICORN:  NO.

NARR 2:  pleeeeez???

CHARLIE THE UNICORN:  NO.  WAIT, WHAT?  U WEREN'T THE ONE TO ASK ME TO GO TO CANDY MOUNTAIN!

PURPLE PEOPLE EATER:  NO.  BUT WE'RE *dramatic pause* ACOMPLICES!

CHARLIE THE UNICORN 2:  aaaahhhhhhhh!!!

CHARLIE THE UNICORN:  WHAT??  ANOTHER ME???

NARR 1:  YEAH, ONE'S ENOUGH!

CHARLIE THE UNICORN:  HEY!!  U HURT MI FEELINS.  IM GOIN TO FIND THE DOOR.

CHARLIE THE UNICORN 2:  the one that is all that once was and will be?  the one that controls love and death, time and spa--

CHARLIE THE UNICORN:  YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.  WHATEVEH.  GOOD BYE.

PURPLE PEOPLE EATER:  WELL, THEN.  I GUESS WE'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM.  PSH.  IM HUNGRY.

NARR 1:  NOOOO!

NARR 2:  don't eat me!!!!  im not juicy!!!

PURPLE PEOPLE EATER:  ...

PURPLE PEOPLE EATER:  UR NOT PURPLE.  IM ALWAYS HUNGRY B/C THERE R ALWAYS NO PURPLE PEOPLE.

ROBERT'S DISEMBODIED HEAD:  CHALUPA?

CHARLIE THE UNICORN:  NOOOO!

CHARLIE THE UNICORN 2:  i thought u left.

CHARLIE THE UNICORN:  NAW.

NARR 2:  psh.

PURPLE PEOPLE EATER:  I'VE DECIDED TO BE LESS PICKY.  NOW ILL EAT ANY COLOR PEOPLE.  YUM.

NARR 1:  NOOOO!

PURPLE PEOPLE EATER:  YVESSSS! *eats*

VICTORY!!!

HI, YALL.  I JUST CAME BACK FROM A VREY, VERY, VERY, VERY WET AND VICTORIOUS SOCCER GAME.  WE WON 3-1.  OHHH.  BURN.  THIS IS OUR SECOND WIN IN A ROW, AND OUR SECOND WIN THIS SEASON, WHICH HASN'T BEEN TOO LONG.  I WUZ SOAKED TO THE BONE, AS WET AS IF I HAD JUST GONE SWIMMING IN MY SOCCER UNIFORM.  HOWEVER, IT WUZ UBER FUN, ESPECIALLY SINCE WE WON!

CRITIQUING (EPIC FAILURE)

I SHALL NOW CRITIQUE...
UMMM...
WAIT FOR IT!
WAIT FOR IT!




AWW, i GOT NOTHING.

EXCEPT MULTI CHROMATIC GLOW IN THE DARK HEDGEHOGS WITH EPILEPTIC SPASMS.

TWO2O BAD

TWO2O BAD.  WELL, ADIOS, I GUESS.  OR NOS VEMOS, IF U PREFER.  OR IF UR MY TEACHER, HASTA MANANA/ADIOS/HASTA LUEGO.

WAIT.  I JUST HAD TO WRITE IN GREEN HI LITED IN GREEN.  PWNAGE!!!

ALSO, IN RED HI LITED IN WHITE.  BY THE WAY, ATHENA, I THINK THAT ITZ DEPRESSING AND DESPONDANT, WOEFUL, OTHER SYNONYMS FOR SAD THAT BARACK O'LLAMA HAS TAKEN OVER STALKERVILLE/LLAMALAND B/C iLIVE THERE TWO2O (COMBO OF ALL 2S EXCEPT 4OUR (4, FOUR, AND FOR) TUTU)

NOW, FOR A RAINBOW OF HAI S.

HAI
HAI
HAI
HAI
HAI
HAI
HAI
HAI
HAI
HAI
HAI
(YOU GET THE IDEA)

BYI
(NO, NO MORE RAINBOWS) :-(

SON LAS NUEVE MENOS ONCE

PWNAGE!

I DON'T CARE HOW TO SPELL APACOLIPSE!! URRG!!!  *STEALS FUZZY THING FROM LOCKER*

OOHHH! PWNED!

LEOPLURADON!

IT HAZ SPOKEN!

IT HAZ TOLD US THE WAY!

Z!!!!!  LOO LOO LOO

(EN ESPANOL, RAPIDO)

THE MAN WITH THE HAT SENT US!
HE TOLD US MANY STORIES!
TONIGHT, WE DINE ON TURTLES!
SO GOOD THEY WILL BE!
I AM HAPPY!

YUUMM, TURTLES???  NOT CREEPY AT ALL, NOT CREEPY AT ALL.

TSK, TSK

TSK, TSK SARAH.

IF YOU'RE GONNA POST, SPELL CORRECTLY.

A.P.O.C.A.L.Y.P.S.E.

EXCEPT, YOU KNOW, WITHOUT THE '.'

Short Term Memory Loss

IF THE AMOUNT OF EXLAMATION POINTS INDIACATE MY LEVEL OF SAINITY, THEN I MUST HAVE LOST MY MARBLES EEEOOONNNSS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KIDS DO HAVE NO RIGHTS.

ITS SO UNFAIR.

WHEN WE REACH 18, WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DRINK.  WAIT!!!  THAT WASN'T WHAT I WUZ GONNA SAY!!!!!

WHAT WUZ I GONNA SAY??!?!?

OHH, RIGHT, TACOS.

CHAUPAS, TO BE EXACT.

WAAAIIITTT!

THAT WASN'T WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT EITHER!!!

AHHHHH!!!  SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS!!!!! WHAT TO DO??!?!?

wait, what was i talkin bout?

ahhhh!!!  i forgot to do caps!!!!  NOOOOOO!!!  its a sign of the apocalypse!!!!

we're all gonna die!!!

Hello.  Today I will be talking to you about the Ancient Roman Law System.  The Ancient Roman law system was revolutionary, and laws even today reflect the Roman's ingeniosity in law.

Ahh!  Now it's proper English!  What's happening to me?  Why do I suddenly care what letters and/or objects are capitalized and where commas go?!?  The Apocalypse is coming!!!

*MORPH*

RIBET RIBET

RIBET RIB RIBET CROAK RIBET RIBET CROAK CROAK RIB RIBET CROA RIBET CROAK

RIBET?

RIBET!!!??!?!?

RRRRIIIIBBBEEEETTT!!!!!!!!!!

*MORPH AGAIN*

AHH, THATS BETTER.  NOW I'D BETTER LEAVE BEFORE ANY MORE WEIRD THINGS HAPP-

*MORPH YET AGAIN*

RUFF RUFF BARK *CLAW* BARK BARK *HOWL* *GROWL* *SHNARL* (SOMEWHAT PWNFUL RHYMING)  RUFF BARK BARK WOOF WOOF.

*MORPH BACK TO NORMAL SELF*

THANK YOU !!!  QUICKLY, GOODBYE!!!  THE APOCALYPSE IZ DEFINATLY NEA--
*MORPH*

AWW, PSDJF AFRHHR DJRIIRR I FDGJR ERK PEIRNS!

SARAH'S MAKING ME POST.

IT'S BUNNY! shakes fist angrily


SARAH'S MAKING ME POST!!!!

{{OH HO HO. MULTIPLE EXCLAMATION POINTS INDICATE LEVELS OF INSANITY. >:D}}

OH RIGHT.

BACK TO THE PERVERSE FORCEFULNESS. {{OOH! I STUDIED! writes in study log WAIT. WE DIDN'T GET IT YET. -.-}}

WELL. BACK TO THE-

WAIT. WHAT?

WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT?

scrolls up

OH! RIGHT.

WELL.

ABOUT RIGHTS...

HEH. I KNEW THAT.

WELL, I GUESS IT DOESN'T MATTER.

I DON'T HAVE ANY RIGHTS UNTIL I'M 18. -.-''

YAY!!!!

I WUZ JOKING ABOUT FIRING U. I HAV AN IMPORTANTER PSA















MULTI CHROMATIC HEDGEHOG WITH EPILEPTIC SPAZMS!!!

P.P.S. (YES, ALL I DID WANT TO DO IS WRITE PP :P)

WELL THEN.

HALLO. GO AHEAD AND FIRE ME. YOUR LOSS. :P

VERY IMPORTANT PSA (PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT)















BENDY STRAWS!

POSSIBLE FIERATION

ATHENA, WHY HAVE Y ONLY WRITTEN IN DESK FROTS IN MODERATION?  I KNOW IT'S UR BLOG, BUT U HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING IN MINE AND IM THINKING OF FIRING U.    ;-D

ACCUSATION

OKAY, ATINA, U REALLY NEED TO ADD A PHOST. NHOW. BEFHROE I SHTART UHUSIN THOO MAHNY H'S. IHF IHT'Z NHOT AHLREAHDY THOO LAHTE. (THAHT GHIRRAFFE IHZ MHY PICHTURHE)

*TEAR*

HOLA, FRINENIMIES (I DONT NO HOW TO SAY THAT IN ESPANOL...), QUE PASA?

I HAVE SECTIONALS TOMORROW, WHERE I WILL PWN SOME NOOBS. ALSO, TOMORROW, I WILL FIX ATHENAS BROKEN ANSWERING MACHINE (WWW.DESKFORTSINMODERATION.BLOGSPOT.COM).
IT HAZ DIED.

A MOHMENT O SILENCIO FOR THE POOHR ANSWERING MACHINE, POR FAVOR.




*CHIRP CHIRP*

SHUT UP, CRICKET!!!



THAT'S BETTER.

*CHIRP CHIRP*

GRR...

*SILENCE*

NOW, WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT???

I LOST MY TRAIN OF SPEEHCH
OR IZ THAT THOUGHT?

O WEL

NOW, BACK TO WHAT i WAS TALKING ABOUT:
UMMM...

RIGHT, PRINTERS THAT YOU FEED LA HOJA DE PAPELS, AND THE LA HOJA DE PAPEL COMESETH OUT WITH WEIRD NEGRO (THAT'S BLACK IN ESPANOL) SQUIQQILIES ON IT.

WHOA.

COOL.

THOSE LA HOJA DE PAPEL PRINETERS R QUITE PWNFUL.

NOW FOR AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE:



UMMM...

UMMM...

OH, RIGHT.

WAIT FOR IT!

WAIT FOR IT!







RICHIE, EAT UR CRUST. PWNED!

PLEEZ SHARE THHIS LOHVELHY BLHOG WHITH UR BESTEST FRIEND AND ENIMIES, A.K.A. FRINENIMIES.

:P= PWNED!!! :P


PLEEZ LEEV A COMMET (COMMENT, FOR THOSE WHO ARE IMAGINATIVELY IMPARED *COUGH* ATHENA *COUGH*) AHND SHARE THIS LOHVELY BLOG WITH UR FRIENDS AND FOLLOWH IT URSELF OR I WILL BE FORCED TO STALK U AND HURT U BY FWDING U A BLOODY MARY EMAIL AND FORCING U TO DELETE IT. *MWAH HA HA HA HA!!!* IF U DON'T HAVE AN EMAIL, I WILLDST FORCE YOU TO MAKE ONE JUST FOR THIS EVIL INTENT. SO HA. IT MUST BE A COMMET, NO SEPERATE POSTS. O.o

WELL, I KILL PEOPLE AND EAT THEIR HANDS, THAT'S TWO THINGS. CARLLL!!!

LLAMAS SHOULDN'T HAVE HATS, KILL PEOPLE, AND EAT HANDS, CARL. SHAME ON YOU. (SEE LLAMAS WITH HATS BY THE MAKER OF CHARLIE THE UNICORN, SECRETAGENTBOB)

IF YOUS DIDDNTT SEES THIS ELSEWHERES...

LLAMAS WILL SOON RULE THE WORLD. STALKING LLAMAS WILL STALK THE RULING LLAMAS. STALKER STALKING LLAMAS WILL STALK THE LLAMAS STALKING THE RULING LLAMAS, STALKER STALKER STALKING LLAMAS WILL STALK THE STALKER STALKING LLAMAS THAT STALK THE STALKER LLAMAS THAT STALK THE RULING LLAMAS. STALKER STALKER STALK---WHAT, WHAT DO YOU WANT???

*COUGH COUGH*

ALL THAT *COUGH COUGH* COUGH COPUGHING INDICATES THAT i HAZ PIGGY FLU *COUGH COUGH*

U MUST DO THIS OR ELSE!!! (U DONT WANNA NO WHZAT THE OR ELSE IZ...)

NOW YOUS WILL WATCH ALL 3 CHARLIE THE UNICORNS. AND YOUS WILL LIKE THEM!!!!!!!!


NOW, THOU SHALT WATCH THE CLOAK (AND LIKE IT), FOR THE CLOAK, ALONGSIDE CHARLIE THE UNICORN AND HIS ANNOYING PINK AND BLUE FRIENDS, WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!

HOLA, AMIGOS. COMO ESTAS?

HELLOS, MY *COUGH COUGH* LOVELY *COUGH COUGH* FRINENIMIES! THIS BLOGISH THINGYMABOBBER HAZ NOTHING TO DO WITH CHEEZ. ALL IT HAZ TO DO WITH IS
1)CHEEZE
2)CHEESE
3)CHEEZ
4)CHEES
5)PWNING
AND HOW REDICULOUS MY MORTAL ENIMY ATINA (MISSPELLING ON POURPOSE) IZ.
:P= PWN.
=D XD :P