Short Term Memory Loss

IF THE AMOUNT OF EXLAMATION POINTS INDIACATE MY LEVEL OF SAINITY, THEN I MUST HAVE LOST MY MARBLES EEEOOONNNSS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KIDS DO HAVE NO RIGHTS.

ITS SO UNFAIR.

WHEN WE REACH 18, WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DRINK.  WAIT!!!  THAT WASN'T WHAT I WUZ GONNA SAY!!!!!

WHAT WUZ I GONNA SAY??!?!?

OHH, RIGHT, TACOS.

CHAUPAS, TO BE EXACT.

WAAAIIITTT!

THAT WASN'T WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT EITHER!!!

AHHHHH!!!  SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS!!!!! WHAT TO DO??!?!?

wait, what was i talkin bout?

ahhhh!!!  i forgot to do caps!!!!  NOOOOOO!!!  its a sign of the apocalypse!!!!

we're all gonna die!!!

Hello.  Today I will be talking to you about the Ancient Roman Law System.  The Ancient Roman law system was revolutionary, and laws even today reflect the Roman's ingeniosity in law.

Ahh!  Now it's proper English!  What's happening to me?  Why do I suddenly care what letters and/or objects are capitalized and where commas go?!?  The Apocalypse is coming!!!

*MORPH*

RIBET RIBET

RIBET RIB RIBET CROAK RIBET RIBET CROAK CROAK RIB RIBET CROA RIBET CROAK

RIBET?

RIBET!!!??!?!?

RRRRIIIIBBBEEEETTT!!!!!!!!!!

*MORPH AGAIN*

AHH, THATS BETTER.  NOW I'D BETTER LEAVE BEFORE ANY MORE WEIRD THINGS HAPP-

*MORPH YET AGAIN*

RUFF RUFF BARK *CLAW* BARK BARK *HOWL* *GROWL* *SHNARL* (SOMEWHAT PWNFUL RHYMING)  RUFF BARK BARK WOOF WOOF.

*MORPH BACK TO NORMAL SELF*

THANK YOU !!!  QUICKLY, GOODBYE!!!  THE APOCALYPSE IZ DEFINATLY NEA--
*MORPH*

AWW, PSDJF AFRHHR DJRIIRR I FDGJR ERK PEIRNS!