Hai, peeps!  It sure has been a loooooooong time since I last posted!  Enjoy my proper English while it lasts!
NOW, MOOOOOVING ON. i LIEK CHEEZ AND AN TYPING THIS IN THE MORNING, SO I IZ TIRED.  OM NOM NOM.  SNOWBLOWERS ENJOY CHEESE, AND I HOPE YOU DIDNT FORGET TO TURN OFF YOUR PENCIL, BECAUSE I SURE KNOW I DID!  ELMO ENJOYS COOKIE MONSTERS.  AND ONE PARTING QUESTION FOR YOU:  DO YOU THINK THE COOKIE MONSTER SHOULD BE A MONSTER THAT EATS COOKIES, A MONSTER MADE OF COOKIES, A COOKIE THAT EATS MONSTERS, A CANNIBALISTIC COOKIE, OR A CANNIBALISTIC COOKIE THAT ALSO EATS MONSTERS?

WHY, HALLO AGAIN, MY FEW, LUFFLY READERS!!!  i AM BACK AFTER A LONG BREAK OF NON- BLOGGING AND I HAVE--

SQUIRREL!!

SORRY, AS I WUZ NOT SAYING

I MEAN AS I WAS SAYING, I WAS TAKING A VACATION FROM THE HARD *swoon* WORK OF KEEPING A DINOSAUR.

I MEAN CHICKEN.

NO, I REALLY MEAN UMM...

UMM...

UMM...

IDK.

OH, WAIT, I REMEMBER NOW!!!  I MEANT DEVILED EGG!!!

I AM OFFENDED.

I DO NOT HAVE SHORT- TERM MEMORY LOSS.

ONLY LIXDEXIA.

PSH.  YOU CRUEL, CRUEL FIENDS.

OR DO I MEAN FRIENDS??

THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!!!

BUT, IN REALITY, THEY WILL.

I DONT MEAN FRIENDS *dun dun dun dun!!!*

AM NOM NOM NOM NOM

NOM

NOM

NOM

NOM

*burrrrp!*

*cheeks turn as red as an alpaca*  OOPS, SORRY, HOW RUDE OF ME!!!

PLEASE DONT SLAY ME B/C OF MY DIRTY DEED!!!  I BEG OF U!!!  PLEASE!!!!

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HAI THUR, MY FUZZEH FRIENDZZZ!!!  I AM (WUZZ) CURRENTLY DRAWING ON MY MIRROR WITH A DRY ERASE MARKER CAUSE IM BORED.  PEACE OUT. ( STRETCHED OUT HAND)
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~SCENE TRES~ w/ quote overload!

~super quote overload from Charlie the unicorn 1,2,&3; potter puppet pals the mysterious ticking noise, and the cloak~

NARR 3:  NOW, WE MOVE ON FR---

CHARLIE'S PINK FRINENIMY:  OH MI GOD IT'S A WHALE!!! WHHALLE!!!

NARR 3:  YEAH, BUTEVER.  AS I WUZ SAYIN---

CHARLIE'S BLUE FRINENIMY:  oh mi god it's a narwhale!!!

CHARLIE'S PINK FRINENIMY (CPF):  NNNARRWHHHAL!!!

CHARLIE'S BLUE FRINENINY (CBF): narwhal of death!!!

CPF:  IT'S GONNA KILL US!!!

NARR 4:   i don't kare about each and every sea critter u see!

CPF:  BUT NARR 4, THEY CARE ABOUT YOU!

CREEPY SEA SOMETHING OR OTHER:  ♪♫WHHEN YOU'RE FEELING ALL ALONE,
THE WORLD'S A DRONE,
AND NOBODY'S SHOWN
ANY LOVE TO YOU!!♪♫

MR. POTATO HEAD:  NO!!!  NO MORE SONG!!!!

PERSY PICKLE:  SERIOUSLY, WHAT IZ THAT MISTERIOUS TICKING NOISE?

SNAPE:  Snape.  Snape.  Severus Snape.

DUMBLEDORE:  BUMBLEBEE!!

PURPLE PEOPLE EATER:  IT'S DUMBLEDOR, NOT BUMBLEBEE.

DUMBLEDORE:  WELL, THEN.  IN THAT CASE, DUMBLEDORE!

SNAPE:  Snape.  Snape.  Severus Snape.

CHARLIE THE UNICORN (CTU):  NO!!!  PLEASE STOP SINGING TO ME!!! *HEAD EXPLODES*

*camera jiggles as persey slaps cameraman with a dead fish*

CAMERAMAN:  But I didn't say anything!!!

*camera jiggles as persy slaps cameraman with s dead fish*

ME:  IS IT JUST ME, OR IS THAT GETTING REALLY OLD??  AND THIS SCENE IS GETTING INCREASINGLY STUPID AND BORING.

* camera doesn't jiggle as the leopluradon slaps me with a rotting horse shoe crab*

EVERYONE:  ...

LEOPLURADON:  Z!!!!

BLUE PANDA BARFER:  This text is translated for your ease.  For any qwvestions or comments, suck it up.
THE MAN WITH THE HAT SENT US!
HE TOLD US MANY STORIES!
TONIGHT, WE DINE ON TURTLES!
SO GOOD THEY WILL BE!
I AM HAPPY!

LA COMPUTADORA (COMPUTER):  WHOLY FREEDOM FRIES{} QUICKLY ROBERT {} RUN{}


ME:  THAT WUZ CONFUSING, SO LET ME TRANSLATE:
WHOLY FREEDOM FRIES!  QUICKLY ROBERT, RUN!

~scene dos~

NARR 2:  pleez.  a moment of silence for poor narr 1.



PURPLE PEOPLE EATER: *burp*  BOOORRING.

PERSY PICKLE:  PSH.  I AM HERES TO REPLACE NARR 1.

CAMERAMAN:  But---

PERSY PICKLE:  SHUT UP!

*camera jigles as persy slaps cameraman with a dead fish*

MR. POTATO HEAD:  ISNT THAT A LITTLE HARSH?

PERSEY PICKLE:  NAW.

CHARLIE THE UNICORN/ CHARLIE THE UNICORN 2 IN UNISON:  AlbeQuERQue iZ kEWl

*akward silence*

PURPLE PEOPLE EATER:  *burp*  TILDE!

CAMERAMAN:  Where's Narrator 2?

PERSY PICKLE:  NOONE ASKED U!!!

CAMERAMAN:  I'm sorry!  I'm sorry!  I'll never do it again!!!

*camera jigles as persy slaps cameraman with a dead fish*

CHARLIE THE UNICORN 2:  it wuz a dark and stormy night.  the power went out and the wind moaned.  i screamed so loud that my eyeballs popped out of their socket.

ME:  WAIT, WHAT???

CAMERAMAN:  GOOD BYE!!!!  END OF SCENE 2!!!

*camera jiggles as persy...*

ME:  *sigh*