~scene dos~

NARR 2:  pleez.  a moment of silence for poor narr 1.



PURPLE PEOPLE EATER: *burp*  BOOORRING.

PERSY PICKLE:  PSH.  I AM HERES TO REPLACE NARR 1.

CAMERAMAN:  But---

PERSY PICKLE:  SHUT UP!

*camera jigles as persy slaps cameraman with a dead fish*

MR. POTATO HEAD:  ISNT THAT A LITTLE HARSH?

PERSEY PICKLE:  NAW.

CHARLIE THE UNICORN/ CHARLIE THE UNICORN 2 IN UNISON:  AlbeQuERQue iZ kEWl

*akward silence*

PURPLE PEOPLE EATER:  *burp*  TILDE!

CAMERAMAN:  Where's Narrator 2?

PERSY PICKLE:  NOONE ASKED U!!!

CAMERAMAN:  I'm sorry!  I'm sorry!  I'll never do it again!!!

*camera jigles as persy slaps cameraman with a dead fish*

CHARLIE THE UNICORN 2:  it wuz a dark and stormy night.  the power went out and the wind moaned.  i screamed so loud that my eyeballs popped out of their socket.

ME:  WAIT, WHAT???

CAMERAMAN:  GOOD BYE!!!!  END OF SCENE 2!!!

*camera jiggles as persy...*

ME:  *sigh*