~SCENE TRES~ w/ quote overload!

~super quote overload from Charlie the unicorn 1,2,&3; potter puppet pals the mysterious ticking noise, and the cloak~

NARR 3:  NOW, WE MOVE ON FR---

CHARLIE'S PINK FRINENIMY:  OH MI GOD IT'S A WHALE!!! WHHALLE!!!

NARR 3:  YEAH, BUTEVER.  AS I WUZ SAYIN---

CHARLIE'S BLUE FRINENIMY:  oh mi god it's a narwhale!!!

CHARLIE'S PINK FRINENIMY (CPF):  NNNARRWHHHAL!!!

CHARLIE'S BLUE FRINENINY (CBF): narwhal of death!!!

CPF:  IT'S GONNA KILL US!!!

NARR 4:   i don't kare about each and every sea critter u see!

CPF:  BUT NARR 4, THEY CARE ABOUT YOU!

CREEPY SEA SOMETHING OR OTHER:  ♪♫WHHEN YOU'RE FEELING ALL ALONE,
THE WORLD'S A DRONE,
AND NOBODY'S SHOWN
ANY LOVE TO YOU!!♪♫

MR. POTATO HEAD:  NO!!!  NO MORE SONG!!!!

PERSY PICKLE:  SERIOUSLY, WHAT IZ THAT MISTERIOUS TICKING NOISE?

SNAPE:  Snape.  Snape.  Severus Snape.

DUMBLEDORE:  BUMBLEBEE!!

PURPLE PEOPLE EATER:  IT'S DUMBLEDOR, NOT BUMBLEBEE.

DUMBLEDORE:  WELL, THEN.  IN THAT CASE, DUMBLEDORE!

SNAPE:  Snape.  Snape.  Severus Snape.

CHARLIE THE UNICORN (CTU):  NO!!!  PLEASE STOP SINGING TO ME!!! *HEAD EXPLODES*

*camera jiggles as persey slaps cameraman with a dead fish*

CAMERAMAN:  But I didn't say anything!!!

*camera jiggles as persy slaps cameraman with s dead fish*

ME:  IS IT JUST ME, OR IS THAT GETTING REALLY OLD??  AND THIS SCENE IS GETTING INCREASINGLY STUPID AND BORING.

* camera doesn't jiggle as the leopluradon slaps me with a rotting horse shoe crab*

EVERYONE:  ...

LEOPLURADON:  Z!!!!

BLUE PANDA BARFER:  This text is translated for your ease.  For any qwvestions or comments, suck it up.
THE MAN WITH THE HAT SENT US!
HE TOLD US MANY STORIES!
TONIGHT, WE DINE ON TURTLES!
SO GOOD THEY WILL BE!
I AM HAPPY!

LA COMPUTADORA (COMPUTER):  WHOLY FREEDOM FRIES{} QUICKLY ROBERT {} RUN{}


ME:  THAT WUZ CONFUSING, SO LET ME TRANSLATE:
WHOLY FREEDOM FRIES!  QUICKLY ROBERT, RUN!