~scene uno~ of the pwnful play

NARR 1:  WELL, THEN.  I WUZ GONNA EAT THIS CHALUPA, BUT

CHARLIE THE UNICORN:  BUT WHAT?

NARR 2:  are u even in this play???

CHARLIE THE UNICORN:  UMM... HAI?

PURPLE PEOPLE EATER:  TAKE ME TO CANDY MOUNTAIN, CHARLIE!

CHARLIE THE UNICORN:  NO.

NARR 2:  pleeeeez???

CHARLIE THE UNICORN:  NO.  WAIT, WHAT?  U WEREN'T THE ONE TO ASK ME TO GO TO CANDY MOUNTAIN!

PURPLE PEOPLE EATER:  NO.  BUT WE'RE *dramatic pause* ACOMPLICES!

CHARLIE THE UNICORN 2:  aaaahhhhhhhh!!!

CHARLIE THE UNICORN:  WHAT??  ANOTHER ME???

NARR 1:  YEAH, ONE'S ENOUGH!

CHARLIE THE UNICORN:  HEY!!  U HURT MI FEELINS.  IM GOIN TO FIND THE DOOR.

CHARLIE THE UNICORN 2:  the one that is all that once was and will be?  the one that controls love and death, time and spa--

CHARLIE THE UNICORN:  YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.  WHATEVEH.  GOOD BYE.

PURPLE PEOPLE EATER:  WELL, THEN.  I GUESS WE'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM.  PSH.  IM HUNGRY.

NARR 1:  NOOOO!

NARR 2:  don't eat me!!!!  im not juicy!!!

PURPLE PEOPLE EATER:  ...

PURPLE PEOPLE EATER:  UR NOT PURPLE.  IM ALWAYS HUNGRY B/C THERE R ALWAYS NO PURPLE PEOPLE.

ROBERT'S DISEMBODIED HEAD:  CHALUPA?

CHARLIE THE UNICORN:  NOOOO!

CHARLIE THE UNICORN 2:  i thought u left.

CHARLIE THE UNICORN:  NAW.

NARR 2:  psh.

PURPLE PEOPLE EATER:  I'VE DECIDED TO BE LESS PICKY.  NOW ILL EAT ANY COLOR PEOPLE.  YUM.

NARR 1:  NOOOO!

PURPLE PEOPLE EATER:  YVESSSS! *eats*